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	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
	<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
	<bitchchecker> answer!
	<Elch> we didn't kick you
	<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
	<bitchchecker> what ping man
	<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
	<bitchchecker> i even have dst
	<bitchchecker> you banned me
	<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
	<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
	<HopperHunter|afk> **** you're stupid, DST^^
	<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
	<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
	<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
	<Elch> You're a real computer expert
	<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
	<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
	<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
	<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
	<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
	<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
	<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
	<Elch> Now I'm frightened
	<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
	<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
	<bitchchecker> say goodbye
	<Elch> to whom?
	<bitchchecker> to you man
	<bitchchecker> buy buy
	<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP Address in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned..

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	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
	<Metanot> lol
	<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
	<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
	<bitchchecker> say buy buy
	<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
	<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

There was a tension in the room… Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve… Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

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	* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
	<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
	<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
	<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
	<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
	<bitchchecker> fire wall
	<Elch> maybe, i don't know
	<bitchchecker> i'm 26
	<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
	<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
	<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
	<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
	<bitchchecker> be a man turn that **** off
	<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
	<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
	<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
	<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
	<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
	<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
	<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
	<bitchchecker> like a girl
	<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
	<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
	<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
	<Elch> Noo
	<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
	<bitchchecker> you're afraid
	<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
	<bitchchecker> elch turn off your **** wall!
	<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
	<bitchchecker> shut up
	<Metanot> lol
	<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
	<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall

He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn’t let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don’t have a firewall at all, only my router.

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	<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
	<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
	<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
	<bitchchecker> wort man
	<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
	<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
	<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
	<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
	<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
	<Elch> 127.0.0.1
	<Elch> it's easy
	<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
	<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
	<Elch> mom...
	<Elch> i'll take a look

In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

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	<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
	<Elch> that's bad
	<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
	<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
	<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone

Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn’t matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

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	<bitchchecker> tupac rules
	<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too

Drive E Oh my ***… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

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	<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
	<He> why doesn't meta say anything
	<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
	<Black<TdV>> ^^
	<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
	<He> go on BITCH

The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I’ll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

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	<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
	<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent

Should I tell him he’s not attacking my computer?

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* bitchchecker (~java( at )euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)

Too late… It’s 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias “bitchchecker". We see that he has a “Ping timeout". We haven’t seen him since then… must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Credits to whoever deserves it.